A joke about my huge ego.

You just know D13 is about to get nailed.

Why you make my arm look fat?

My favorite adult beverage, when I’m not at Chuy’s having a Swirl.

“Cats have 26 different forms of facial expressions…23 of which are negative and scary.
Cats are related to lions, and lions eat humans.” Thanks, E!

This shot was on the back of a bout flyer, therefore…

One of my favorite sayings is “I drive like I derby”, so I pay tribute to a lolcat legend.