Christmas isn’t even over, and advertising has already begun for the 2008 derby season. HRD’s all-star travel team is going to Colorado in early February, and we can’t do that without money. One of our favorite ways to raise funds is acting like fools singing karaoke.

Two derbyokes ago, I did the L’il Kim part on Lady Marmalade. That alone should have won the Brawlers first place…we were robbed. Suggestions for how I can top that performance are being taken, or just show up and pay for me to do it kamikaze style…you know, where you pick the song and I have to sing it. I figured it might be helpful to clarify that.

So you get another cat picture.

I give you two cats (or parts thereof) for the price of one. Catazon and The Kitten dream of a purple Christmas while decorating their Brawler Christmas tree. Now that’s the holiday spirit!

I hate rope lights.

That’s what you get when a sick and tired mind is coming upon its 48th hour of “work” this week.

I guess it is official. My fellow skaters on the travel team have voted me in as 2008 captain.

I’ve seen several relationships end during the two years I have been involved in roller derby. Let’s pray that my husband has just a glimmer of understanding left within him so that my marriage is not the next in line.